Tiger Woods Scores New Endorsement Deal With Depend

Just moments after ending his $7 million-a-year endorsement contract with struggling automaker General Motors, golfing legend Tiger Woods has picked up a new contract with adult diaper maker, Depend. "The urinary incontinence market is very attractive to Tiger," a spokesman for the golfer said. "It's a good fit with golfing demographics, and most importantly, 100% recession-proof." The spokesman declined to comment on terms of the deal.