Octomom Nadya Suleman's OctoWorld Theme Park And Spa Set To Open In Detroit

Octomom Nadya Suleman may be crazy, but she sure is smart. Suleman has just signed a multi-billion dollar deal to open the first "OctoWorld Theme Park and Spa" in Detroit, Michigan. Spanning the entire city of Detroit, the OctoWorld complex will be of such an enormous scale that Suleman, Detroit government officials, and all of Washington hope it will catapult the struggling city into the No. 1 tourist destination in the country.

Weary parents visiting OctoWorld will be able to drop their children off with unemployed General Motors corporate executives and factory workers for hours of unsupervised fun while they enjoy manicures, pedicures, and complimentary lip-plumpings at the luxurious OctoSpa, which will be adjacent to the OctoWorld park.

Suleman's OctoWorld will feature the world's largest roller coaster and dozens of terrifying rides, such as the "General Motors Drop Zone" -- a free-fall freaker with a death-defying drop very similar to the fall of the automaker's stock price. Younger visitors to the park will enjoy the "Rick Wagoner Dunk Tank," where a direct hit to the GM logo will caused the disgraced GM chairman to take a plunge.

"It's the perfect solution to General Motors' woes," President Barack Obama acknowledged through a spokesperson. "And Sasha and Malia can't wait to go."