Monday, November 24, 2008
Cindy McCain Misses Botox Appointment, Terrifies School Children
Cindy McCain, wife of failed Presidential candidate John McCain, terrified a group of elementary school students yesterday after missing an appointment at a plastic surgery clinic for her daily injection of botox.
Mrs. McCain was scheduled to appear at the John Birch Elementary School as part of an "Our Government Day" celebration. When she walked into one classroom, student cheers quickly changed to screams of alarm and terror. "Mrs. McCain had a unusual appearance," one teacher said. "She looked like a Barbie doll that had been shoved into a blast furnace --all crinkly and cratered."
Have tumbling stock prices forced the McCains to reduce the family botox budget? "Not at all," a McCain spokeswoman said. "They're trimming other expenses, but definately not the botox. Apparently, Cindy missed the appointment simply because she got stuck in traffic."
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that's melanie griffith. correct me if i am wrong .
Yes, it is Melanie Griffith.
Come on folks, the election is OVER!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE NAME OF cINDY mCcAIN OR THAT CRAZY LADY FROM aLASKA ever AGAIN.
That's definitely Melanie Griffith. The writer of this article is a moron and should have corrected this months ago.
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