Thursday, January 8, 2009

Madonna Rushes Lourdes Leon To Emergency Eyebrow Waxing





























Pop singer Madonna abruptly canceled her concert tour and returned to London when her daughter Lourdes Leon was rushed to an emergency appointment at an eyebrow waxing clinic. "Madonna became absolutely frantic," a source close to the middle-aged songstress said. "With all of the fuss about the divorce from Guy, Madonna more or less forgot that Lourdes needed a twice-weekly wax. Then, when she saw a picture of Lourdes that was printed in a UK newspaper, Madonna freaked and ordered staff to schedule an emergency waxing. It was almost too late--the poor girl's vision was almost totally obscured by the unrestrained growth of her eyebrow hair. It was quite nearly a tragedy." Sources say the girl is resting comfortably after the procedure.

4 comments:

ReparateMe.com said...

Reparate me for the large bigg-@$$ teeth this girl has. She looks like Baba Booey.

Anonymous said...

Damn those pesky Bronx genetics, they get in the way of the money.

Anonymous said...

this is clearly hogwash

Anonymous said...

She's a CHILD!! That's hard enough. She's MADONNAS child...how must THAT feel? Give the kid a break!! She'll be plucking her eyebrows for a lifetime...meanwhile let her be a kid! Would you want YOUR child treated like this?