Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hugh Hefner Dumps Twins For Triplets

Rapidly aging Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has dumped his 19-year-old twin girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, and replaced them with triplets, a Hefner source confirmed this morning. "Those twins were just too much trouble," the source said. "Hugh likes it a little rough, but aggravated assault is just not his thing."

The new triplets, who will move into the Playboy Mansion on Thanksgiving day, have crystal clean records, nice breasts, and pleasant attitudes, according to the source. "Hugh is hoping that three's the charm," she said.


Gary "Balmazi" Pough said...

You go boy, boy, o' boy.

Anonymous said...

How can he tell difference? All look same.

Anonymous said...

They look like ...the other me..wonder how long they will the mansion

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